megajet:

allumes:

“South Park is so immature and stupid, I’d rather watch something clever with a point.”

There are so many South Park episodes that have surprisingly big morals and points behind all the crazy shit that goes on and I will never not reblog this post.

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catch-the-light:

lostinsomewhereinneverland:

thatgwenchick:

marlin-the-fish:

bondoge:

poopatato:

bondoge:

deerpong:

franksroofing:

bondoge:

DEBBIE JUST HIT THE WALL

SHE NEVER HAD IT ALL

ONE PROZAC A DAY

HUSBANDS A CPA

HER DREAMS WENT OUT THE DOOR

WHEN SHE TURNED 24

ONLY BEEN WITH ONE MAN

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER PLAN

SHE WAS GONNA BE AN ACTRESS

SHE WAS GONNA BE A STAR

SHE WAS GONNA SHAKE HER ASS

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

jolly-rogers:

Archer — Best of Cheryl Tunt

‘Saturday, I watched a building burn down’

This being Cheryl, there’s a good chance she was there before the fire started O.O

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angrynerdyblogger:

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

randomredux:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rurone:

pkpow:

avatarparallels:

Aladdin/The Legend of Korra Parallels

[gif remake]

Omg omg I want to be JasmineKorra

Dammit I love Bolin so much more than Mako.

Bolin is SUCH a cutie :D

Also I am like 90% certain that these Aladdin references have GOT to be intentional….

Bolin > Mako, hands down.

Also, wow, never noticed all these. And you’d think I would, as Aladdin is my all time fave Disney film O_o

The street rat thing especially definitely seems like it’s GOT to be an intentional reference…since it’s not exactly a common insult…

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bron-tyde: Oh my god who dosen’t want this on their blog?

bron-tyde:

Oh my god who dosen’t want this on their blog?

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And now I’ve struck a king has my hand fallen from my wrist?!?!?!?!

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  • (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
  • Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
  • Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
  • Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
  • Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
  • (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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The dog is like shit I need a nap.

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lostinsomewhereinneverland:

namelessstreets:

Louis CK nailing it every time.

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